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August 11: I'm posting this episode quite late, later than last week.
You see, I recorded my show for August 4th, but it didn't air, because
there was a toxic mixture of carpet cleaner and bug bomb in the KPSU studios
that night, which made it inhospitable for any human hoping to air my
show at 7:00 that night. I thought about posting the episode anyway, even
though it hadn't aired, and creating a new one for August 11th, but I
realized that I haven't taken a break from this show for over 4 years,
and I was really tired, so I just used the episode for this week's show,
and left a little gap in my schedule.
This week's show features new music from Adem,
Junior Boys, Zero
7, Pet Shop Boys and Jurassic
5.
July 28: I'm actually posting this episode quite late (about a week late),
but it's a good one. It's all music from the PDXPopNow festival, which
I couldn't attend, because I live six hours away from it, and had to work.
This week's show features new music from Wilding,
Holcombe Waller, Quiet
Countries, Sexton Blake and
Strategy.
July 21: Well, no road rage, nor religious epiphanies this week. I've
gone swimming most days this week in our apartment's pool, and I'm enjoying
my little job. So what if I'm missing PDXPopNow
next weekend? So what?
This week's show features mostly music by Portland artists playing at
PDXPopNow next weekend,
including Viva Voce [watch
their fantastic new video], Wet
Confetti, Horsefeathers
and Boy Eats Drum Machine
[watch
their fantastic new video].
July 14: Jesus loves you.
This week's show features new music from Johnny
Cash, The Parlour Boys,
Oh No! Oh My! and The
Whitest Boy Alive.
July 7: A few weeks ago, I was driving here in Canada, and needed to switch
from the right lane to the left, in order to make a left turn at the signal
I was approaching. Some kids in a low-rider behind me honked, I guess
because I was slowing down in order to try and change lanes, and this
was preventing them from showing off their nitro injection, custom wheels,
anti-muffler and whatever the hell else the stuid kids in this town think
is cool. I honked back at them. Then I kept trying to get over, but this
lady in a silver truck wouldn't let me in. I missed turning left at the
intersection.
So, somewhat irritated, I quickly accelerated, swooped into the left lane,
leaving plenty of room behind me for Miss Accommodating Canada, and proceeded
to turn left into a parking lot so I could turn around and go back to
the street I missed. As she drove by, she yelled out her window at me
in my Oregon-plated vehicle "Go home, yankee!" Before it had
fully registered what she had yelled, that it was a racial insult,
that I've basically lived in Canada for 8 of the last 10 years, that I
paid tens of thousands of dollars into the Canadian economy to go to school
here, that most people in school thought I was Canadian, that I know all
the Canadian children's shows roughly equivalent to Mr. Rogers and Captain
Kangaroo despite not having grown up here, that I married a Canadian;
Before any of that registered, a part of my brain issued a command to
yell "FFFUUUUCCCKKKK YYYOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at megaphone
volume out of my window, back at her. It was similar to the experience
of a bus passing by you as you're standing at the edge of a curb, and
your reflexes tell you to jump out of the way, even before you realize
it's a bus.
Also related to Canadians and the f-word, I learned recently that it's
considered an act of treason in Canada to say "Fuck the Queen."
Weird, huh? I mean, I have nothing against the queen, she seems nice,
an old Canadian friend of mine actually met the queen as a child and got
her to say "cool dude." But as an American, I take absolute
freedom of speech for granted, even speech I find unnecessary or even
abhorrent. Sometimes I say it now in my car as I cross back over the border
into the US, just because I can.
This week's show features new music from Mew,
Lisa Germano, The
Presets, Frank Black and
Keane.
June 30: I like my new job. Working is neat.
This week's show features new music from Sleep
Out, Beirut, Halou,
Figurines and Mojave
3.
June 23[ish]: My computer went to sleep, without being put to bed, and
wouldn't wake up for a few days. So it took me a while to get this week's
show online for you all.
First, I need to say that my June 9th posting had NOTHING to do with pregnancy
of any kind. Jenn and I are not pregnant. I had a few people read that
entry and ask me about it. I was referring to the fact that I was looking
for a job over the border and had some good leads. I found one, incidentally,
and started last week. I won't say the name of where I work, but lets
just say, if you want to get some high quality gas, a six-pack of microbrewed
beer, and a corn dog, all in one stop and within 1/4 mile of the Canadian
border, I'm your man. Glamorous, I know.
This week's show features new music from The
Russian Futurists, Fair,
Tea For Julie, Menomena
and Micah P. Hinson.
June 16: Today is my birthday. I had a good one, and one of my presents
was Portland-style
address tiles for our apartment! They're so hot! And my whole life,
until a few months ago, I thought they were universal to old houses in
every city. I really wanted some for our apartment, to make it look more
like a "real" apartment, but couldn't find them at any hardware
stores I was looking in. Finally, I discovered that the City of Portland
was actually putting them on every house built from roughly 1900 to 1950,
and that there are only two stores in the world that sell them, both in
Portland. They're going to look so juicy under my arts-and-crafts/mission-style
outdoor light fixture!
This week's show features new music from Smoosh,
Regina Spektor, Thom
Yorke and Sufjan Stevens.
June 9: My life is about to change, I think, and that's all I'm going
to say about that. In other news, A
Prairie Home Companion is actually playing here in Abbotsford, so
we're going to go to a matinee, either tomorrow or Sunday, and how exciting
is that!
This week's show features new music from The
Walkmen, Moonbabies,
Laura Veirs and Viva Voce.
June 2: This week's show features new music from Yo
La Tengo, Kite Flying Society,
The Starlight Mints and Snow
Patrol.
May 26: This week's show features new music from Islands,
The Concretes, The
Stills, and Hot Chip.
May 20: I'm on vacation with my wife right now, and so haven't had the
time to edit the last two shows and put them online until now. I did them
in Portland, one live on May 12, and one recorded the morning after. May
12th features Laura Gibson
and Climber live in the studio.
May 19th features Wil-Ru
and Bryan Free, also live
in the studio.
May 5: This week's show features new music from The
Secret Machines, Camera Obscura,
Calexico and Figurine.
April 28: My cat is growing up. Today, we got him a tag so that he can
go out and play, and someone will know who he is if he gets lost. I think
it's just what he needs. He's very loving, but also has a lot of pent-up
rage, I think because he looks down from our balcony and sees other cats,
trees to climb, bushes to hide under, birds to chase, and he can't be
a part of it. Hopefully, now, he'll be able to self-actualize and feel
more fulfilled in life, and then start biting us less.
This week's show features new music from The
Lassie Foundation, Faux Pas,
Psapp and Alias
& Tarsier.
April 21: I had a nice, long voice chat over the Internet tonight with
a girl named Gabi in Brazil, after
finishing my show tonight. We talked mostly about music, but also about
TV, including the voice actor who overdubs ALF in Portugese for all the
Brazilian children. She was hoping that the original American actor's
voice would be more gratifying, so I found a clip online of a 10-10-220
commercial that ALF did with Hulk Hogan. She felt disillusioned and let
down.
She is going to be co-hosting a special episode with me in a few weeks,
with a spotlight on Brazilian music. Listen to her cover album at myspace.com/notgabi.
This week's show features new music from The
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Irving,
Band of Horses and Smoosh.
April 14: I'm back. Yay. I hear there's a good sale on Lysol and Superglue
going on at WalMart.
This week's show features new music from Climber,
Pretty Girls Make Graves,
The Raconteurs and Red
Ghost.
April 7: Here's some things I got to do while I was in Portland:
- Sing karaoke
- See my sister
- See my other sister & her kids
- See the first sister mentioned's husband
- See my parents
- See my friend Aaron
- See my friend Eliza & her boyfriend John
- See my 92-year-old grandmother
- See my old high school friend Amanda
- Fail DEQ
- Go to First Thursday
- See Trespassers William
play at Mississippi Studios
- See Climber play
- Have Trespassers
William play at the KPSU studios
- Do my show at KPSU, instead of in my bedroom
- Drink an abundance of reasonably-priced microbrewed beers
- Throw my mom a surprise birthday brunch that I ended up being late
for
- Go to the Doug Fir (for
the first time!)
- Be happy
This week's show
features new music from Trespassers
William, The Octopus Project,
Books on Tape and Casiotone
for the Painfully Alone.
March 31: I'm visiting Portland the Magnificent this week! I recorded
my show live at the KPSU studios, with my good friend Aaron. Next week,
I'm having a big two-hour extravaganza (love that word) with live
bands in the studio, including Laura Gibson! Good times.
I'm so happy to be home.
This week's show features new music from TV
on the Radio, Johnny Headband,
Jens Lekman
and Julie Dorion.
March 24: This week's show features new music from Ms.
John Soda, Bend Sinister,
The Cloud Room, and Lab
Partners.
March 17: This week's show features music I found while pimping my show
on MySpace this week. You can add my show to your friends at myspace.com/postmodernrock
March 10: This week's show features new music from The
Delays, Nightmares on
Wax, The Go! Team and Portland's
own Iretsu.
March 3: I wish I knew how to quit chew.
This week's show features new music from Neko
Case, Beth Orton, The
Minus 5 (fabulous interview here)
and Laura Gibson.
February 24: I'm back in business! I bought a used computer for reasonably
cheap, and now I can do all the stuff again that I used to, including
my show! Thanks to Chad Thompson of the band Johnny
Headband for sending me an email this week, tipping me off to a lot
of the music I ended up playing this week (I had no computer with which
to look for music this week). Thanks also to Stereogum,
Said the Gramophone, and
Nik at BiBaBiDiBoo.
This week's show features new music from Asobi
Seksu, The Flaming Lips,
Iron & Wine and Ambulance
LTD.
February 17: My laptop died this week, and my car got broken into today.
But that didn’t stop me from doing this show. My friend Adam of the band Fun 100 totally hooked me up with recording
this week’s show on his computer! We played mostly music from bands
he is friends with.
This week’s show features new music from Boy Eats Drum Machine,
The Doers, The Squareheads and The Turn-Ons.
February 10: Jenn thought of this one: Think about how the world would
be different if everything you bought was $20. Everything--a Snickers
bar, a car, a gallon of gas, a potato, a 5-lb bag of potatoes. I don't
know, it was hilarious at the time she said it.
This week's show features new music from Morrissey,
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Trespassers
William and The Prayers
and Tears of Arthur Digby Sellers.
February 3: This morning I woke up from a dream, screaming "AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T LOCK ME IN THE PAWN SHOP!" My wife laughed.
Also, and this is unrelated, you should really go check out the short
films of Scott Prendergast, formerly of Portland. His short "Anna
is Being Stalked" won critical acclaim at the 2002 Sundance Film
Festival. My personal favorite, however, is the freak flag that is "The
Delicious." See them at astateof.com.
Scott is now in LA, working on a feature-length.
This week's show features new music from Ballboy,
The Nice Device, Rob
Dickinson (formerly of The
Catherine Wheel) and Serena-Maneesh.
January 27: I'm getting over a cold, complete with bleeding infected sinuses.
This week's show features new music from The
High Violets, The Arctic Monkeys,
Every Move a Picture
and a remix
of Imogen Heap.
January 17: My grandmother lived to be 97 years old, and left us on Christmas
Day, two years ago. You might expect that to make Christmas of 2004 the
worst Christmas ever, but it wasn't. And it's not that we don't miss her--we
still do to this day. But being on Christmas, we all were gathered as
a family already, and it made it easier for us to all go together to see
her and say goodbye before she passed.
She had lost her memory to dementia, which started its slow onset probably
eight years earlier. The first sign that something was wrong was when
one holiday, she botched her signature crescent rolls, which she faithfully
baked for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, and any other family gathering
involving dinner. They were amazing. We always wanted to eat at least
two per person. She was a fantastic baker and a warm-hearted woman. She
always had made her rolls from memory, a recipe she had fine-tuned over
the years. So as her mind faded, it became clear that we would never eat
those rolls again.
However, my parents, sisters and I got an email from our aunt Ann last
weekend detailing the long-lost roll recipe! Ann had asked Grammy for
the recipe back in 1989, and had forgotten about it until she came across
it in her recipe box. All three of us kids cried when we got the email.
I baked them right away--for friends on Wednesday night, since I could
hardly wait, and also because my wife and I are going on a candida cleanse
for 10 weeks starting tomorrow.
The rolls came out amazing, not quite as good as Grammy's, and a little
misshapen, but still the same taste I've missed for 10 years. (I made
up for lost time by eating the majority of what I'd baked.) But for the
rest of my life, whenever I make the rolls, it will be someone else's
rolls I'm baking. Sort of like covering a song. Which is the theme of
this week's show--covers. Features covers of Elliot
Smith, They
Might Be Giants and Johnny Cash.
Here's the recipe. I made it in a KitchenAid using the bread dough beater.
Pay close attention to the procedure--that's half of what makes these
so great. Email me if you have questions.
Crescent Rolls
1/2 cup oil
1/2 cup sugar
5 eggs
1 cup lukewarm milk
3/4 cup warm water
2 fresh yeast packets
4 cups unbleached flour
1 cup whole wheat flour
1 tps salt
Add more flour if necessary
1 beaten egg (to brush over top before baking)
sesame seeds to suit
Dissolve yeast in the 3/4 cup of warm water.
Beat 5 eggs. Add sugar & oil and beat until thick. Add 2 cups unbleached
flour and salt. Add milk*. Add 1 more cup unbleached flour. Add yeast
mixture. Add whole wheat flour and rest of unbleached flour. Add more
flour as needed.
Let dough rise in warm oven until doubled.
Punch down and divide into 3 sections.
Roll each section into pie shapes. Cut into 10 pieces. Start with large
end and roll to small end. Brush with 1 beaten egg and then sprinkle with
sesame seeds.
Let double in warm oven.
Bake at 350 Degrees for 15 minutes.
* Note: You might try scalding the milk, then cooling it to lukewarm temperature.
This is supposed to break down the enzymes in the milk that make the dough
sticky and hard to work with. This wasn't in Grammy's recipe, but my mom
recommended it.
January 14: I've held off putting out last week's show to make sure that
everybody got all 3 hours of it. I hope you enjoyed it.
This week's show features new music from Jenny
Lewis & the Watson Twins, Caribou
and Robert Pollard.
January 4: Happy New Year! I hope it's a good one for you. Heck, I hope
it's a good one for me.
It's started off well, anyway. I was listed in SPIN Magazine's January
"Spin Essentials" for my radio show/podcast, I got some new
clothes and my first mp3 player(!), and learned to play Texas Hold 'Em.
Who knows what's next?
This week's show is a 3-hour best-of 2005 Extravaganza! Hour 1 features
Moonbabies, Laura
Veirs, Of Montreal, Hour2:
Aimee Mann, Michael
Penn, Orenda Fink, Maria
Taylor. Hour 3: Broadcast,
Cran, Stars,
Sufjan Stevens.
December 28: My friend Aaron took some pictures while we were in the studio
last Friday, as well as shot a short video. If you listened to the December
23rd show, you may have had to fast-forward through the avant garde Axl
Rose Christmas song [listen on SOUNDS page]. My
wife commented that new listeners who read about my podcast in SPIN Magazine
might be turned off by this choice. Click to watch this short behind-the-scenes
discussion: wheat_and_chaff.avi


December 24: I had a total blast doing my show at the station last night.
It's pretty different than any other shows, since I had a bundle of friends
with me in our little closet that is the studio. It's also musically more
adventurous than what I normally do.
Also, check out SPIN Magazine's January issue, page 12, for a brief writeup
on yours truly! And, tune in next week for a far more polished show, my
favorites of 2005.
Our family photos:
 

December 22: I'm doing my show tomorrow night, live at the KPSU
studios with my friends Eliza
and Aaron. More
Christmas music, as well as some fun stories. We'll see how the hour unfolds.
In the meantime, you can listen to my Christmas special from last year,
which I recorded while driving into and out of Vancouver, BC, with a stop
in Zulu Records.
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December 20: I've been podcrawled!
December 16: My cat Fennel lost his manhood today.
He's just past the six-month mark, and Jenn and I love him a lot. But
it was time. He was starting to display what I called "teenage angst,"
wandering around the apartment, giving off these forlorn meows, like there
was something he knew he really wanted to be doing, but couldn't quite
put his paw on it. Neutering should also prevent him from marking his
territory by spraying, and, most importantly, calm his urge to bite. He's
never scratched either of us once, but he will bite us, often right when
he's in the middle of being affectionate with us.
So, after going to the vet, going under general anesthetic, and sitting
in a kennel cage near several other strange cats and dogs, he should be
worn out. But he's not. He's bouncing around here, totally fine. I, however,
am exhausted. There's all this stuff to do before we go to Portland for
Christmas, and it's wiping me out.
This is unrelated, but I just set up a myspace page for the show, if you'd
like to befriend me/it.
myspace.com/postmodernrock
This week's show is my annual Christmas Special, and features music from
The Polyphonic Spree,
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone,
Sufjan Stevens and Half-Handed
Cloud.
December 9: This week's show features new music from Elefant,
Feist and Bishop
Allen.
December 2: I think my Canadian friend Gwen Cornish is going to run for
president of the United States. Or at least vice-president.
Gwen, 31, has a slight figure, shoulder-length brown hair, and uses as
many laughs, gestures & sound effects as she does words. She was born
on the east coast of Canada to an American and Canadian parent. She works
as a youth pastor in our church, and used to work with inner-city youth
in Camden, NJ. I often tell she and her sister, Jenn, that they are "good
American girls" who should claim their US citizenship and relocate
to majestic Portland.
So, a few weeks ago, I had a dream that Gwen was running in the primaries
against Al Gore for the nomination. They were set to have a "town
hall" debate in a large Pentecostal-style church, built in the 70s.
Al was looking good--younger and thinner, like he did in 1992. (One of
my high school classmates Tiffany Weigel once went on about how hot Bill
Clinton's running mate was.) He took the place by storm, not just because
he was a seasoned politician, but because he started talking passionately
from his heart about how he wanted God's justice and compassion for the
poor and for other nations to be a priority in his administration. It
was surprise to me and everyone there, because we had known him simply
as the milquetoast politician who un-gracefully lost the election process
in November and December of 2000. The place was on fire for Gore.
And that included his opponent, Gwen. Actually, it seemed she pretty much
forgot she was even a candidate, and instead of debating, they started
flirting. (Gwen is pretty traditional in respects of marital committments,
so I'm pretty sure in my dream he wasn't married.) By the end of things,
they were no longer competing for the party's nomination, but agreed to
run as a ticket, Gwen as his running-mate. As I rolled my mind's eye,
I thought "Oh yeah, they're going to get a whole lot done. If they
can concentrate for a few minutes between flirting sessions."
I don't usually tell people about dreams they make appearances in, but
this one was so funny that I had to tell Gwen. Her response (other than
being weirded out by the idea of flirting with Gore) was that quite a
few other people in our church have had dreams or visions for/of her with
strong presidential imagery in them. So, I don't know what that means,
but maybe God wants Gwen to run for president someday. And if a
constitutional amendment designed to allow non-American-born Arnold
Schwarzenegger to qualify to become president passes, then the road is
paved for her. I figured that in case Gwen is supposed to run, I should
have some propaganda pieces ready.
This week's show features new music from Belle
& Sebastian, Half-Handed
Cloud and Casiotone for the
Painfully Alone.
November 25: This week's show features new music from the High
Violets, Soundbite and Faux
Pas.
November 18: This week's show features new music from Sufjan
Stevens, Imogen Heap and
Point Juncture, WA.
November 11: I've gotten several emails over the past 5 months since I've
started distributing my show as a podcast, from both listeners who want
to suggest music, or bands who want to suggest their own music. And that's
awesome! Most of what people send me totally works for the show. But the
problem has been that I almost always haven't done anything about it.
Well, tonight that's changing. Every song on this show has been requested/recommended
by listeners, the very last song is a request/dedication made by me to
you. If there's something you want to hear on upcoming shows, please contact
and I promise I'll at least write back and say 'hi' before 5 months passes.
This week's show features new music from The
Electric Six, Emiliana Torrini
and Underwires.
November 4: As I write this, my cat is across the room, chasing his tail
on the chaise lounge.
Nevermind that that totally sounds like something out of Alice in Wonderland,
what I want to know is: is he really that out-of-touch with his own body
that he will exert himself in order to catch something he is inseperable
from, or does he suspend his own disbelief for the fun of the chase? And
more importantly, is my own fear of discovering that I've only been chasing
my own tail holding me back from discovering what a life of faith has
to offer? After all, he does seem to be having fun.
This week's show features new music from Cat
Power, Wolf Parade
and the Boondogs.
October 28: My friend Samantha had a life-altering revelation this week:
Nickelback sucks.
A group of us get together on Thursday nights and watch Alias at our friend
Julie's house. After the show ended this week, we started talking about
music, and Sam volunteered her epiphany. It happened when she was driving
home from work, listening to the radio. Nickelback's "Photograph"
came on, and she heard the words "photograph" and "laugh"
rhymed together. It shattered the gestalt for her. Like when you stare
closely at a photograph, and you notice that it's just a collection of
patterns of colored film grains, Sam realized that Nickelback is just
a collection of recycled riffs, marketing, radio monopolies and bad taste.
(For more on this subject, NPR has a great investigation into the matter
here.)
This week's show features new music from Ric
Ocasek, My Morning Jacket
and Her Space Holiday.
October 21: This week's episode features new music from Boards
of Canada, Simple Minds
and remixes of The
Beach Boys.
October 14: This week's show features new music from Super Furry Animals,
Iron & Wine + Calexico and The Clientele.
October 7: It's been a year since Jenn and I were married, and I look
80% more like Fred Flintstone than I did when I was single. My doctor
says it's "time to reverse this trend." And I think he's right.
At this rate I'll have passed the Flintstone stage and be well into actual
Jackie Gleason territory before my 35th birthday, and that's not what
I want.

Other than that, marriage has been good for me. Jenn and I have a friendship
like neither of us has known before. Not to say that it's easy all the
time, but that's part of what makes it good. There's not a lot of room
for posturing or pretending to be more than I am with her, because she
lives with me. And she still loves me. Likewise, I get to see her pull
out her cel phone at the restaurant after dinner and calculate a 15% tip,
rather than simply take 10%, divide it by half, and then add it to the
original 10% in her head, or say "How about Oo-hah?" while pointing
at Oahu on the expedia.com page for Hawaiian destinations. I roll my eyes,
but I'm still glad that we're together.
This week's show features new music from The
Coral, Harvey Danger and
Devendra
Banhart.
September 30: I'm trying to think of something to write but I'm drawing
a ______.
This week's show features new music from
Depeche Mode, Morcheeba and
Grandaddy.
September 23: The other day I told a joke that I thought was funny, but
that the person I was telling it to didn't think was. Well, she did laugh,
but it a pain laugh.
I said to my friend Sarah, "Knock, knock."
Sarah replied "Who's there?"
"Dave," I answered.
She needed some clarification. "Dave who?"
"Dave Cusick."
Now I thought this was funny, because I had deconstructed the "knock,
knock" joke format, and replaced the typical hononymic world-play
structure with a self-referential irony. But I guess she didn't see it
that way.
This week's show features new music from Nada
Surf, Stereolab and the
A-Frames.
September 16: Nothing interesting happend this week. That's not to say
I wasn't busy and didn't see people, but you probably wouldn't find it
worth reading. The only thing I can think of, besides interviewing a Katrina
survivor, is that I got a 2005 loonie (Canadian $1 coin) in mint condition
when given change today. They don't make them every year like other coins,
so all the ones you usually see look like they came from the gunk in the
curbside, not like a shiny piece of gold.
Oh, and my interview with the Katrina survivor will be available here
on this site by Wednesday, so check back then.
This week's show features new music from The
Dandy Warhols, Mobius Band
and The Polyphonic Spree.
September 9: This weekend in Portland is MusicFest
NW, and I really wish that I could have gone. However, I went through
their site's entire roster of bands, and listened to music by all the
bands that are lined up to play. I found more good music than I realized
existed in Portland, and enough to make two radio shows, so I did.
Also, I want to thank Sticks,
Fun 100 and You
Say Party, We Say Die! for doing a show only five minutes from my
house and for giving me a really fun night! You guys rock!
This week's first show features new music from The
Out Crowd, Blitzen Trapper
and Puma Frenzy.
This week's second show, a web-only special, features new music from The
Swords, The Epoxies and
Pat MacDonald. Playlists
for both shows are here. Cheers!
September 2: Being a parent is exhausting work. But it's also really rewarding.
Our friends Julie, Julie and Oliver came over for dinner tonight, just
as I was finishing recording my show. The latter of the two Julies and
the lone Oliver have a child together, named Ben. And he's cute and all,
but our cat Fennel is cuter. And more difficult to deal with.
Here's just a few examples:
Our cat is a month younger than their son, who remains immobile, while
our cat can race around faster than your eye can keep up with.
Ben may cry when he's hungry or needs changing, but Fennel can scratch
and bite if he's unhappy with us, and his teeth are sharper than that
of an adult cat. Ben doesn't even have teeth.
If Julie needs to feed Ben, all she has to do is whip out her breast,
conveniently located on the front of her body. If I need to feed Fennel,
I have to get up from the computer, go to the pantry, get the bag of food,
open it, go to his food dish, put the food in it, close up the food bag,
put it back in the pantry, and go back to what I was doing.
Benton will not be an adult for nearly 18 more years. Fennel, on the other
hand, will be through adolescence in about a year. That means that RIGHT
NOW is his most formative time, and that our guidance has to be 18 times
as intensive! Not only that, but cats sleep six more hours a day than
humans, so therefore we have less waking hours with Fennel to give him
the instruction that he needs.
But then there's the rewards of being a cat parent. Right now, as I type,
Fennel is lying on the top of the couch behind me, fast asleep. I didn't
put him there, he chose to be there on his own. He's also furrier
and snugglier than a baby, and buries his poop, rather than waiting for
one of us to discover it and change his diaper. I love my cat.
This week's show features new music from Sigur
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